
What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The good thing about this dinosaur is that wen you play at the king of the mountain with T-Rex you always win until he accidentally yeeeeet you of the mountain and you fall on the T-Rex Lv50.
You:🤬🤬🤬🤬
T-Rex:😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳🤣
You:🥺
T-Rex:hoooooo Fresh meet
You:WTF NO NONO NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHI🤬🤬.
T-Rex:mmmmmm humain taste gooooood
Diplo:where is mi humain (look down the mountain and se T-Rex eating humain😨😱😱😱😱😱😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝)
Diplo: I’m the king of the mountain,I’m the king of the mountain,😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬I’m stuck up here,o well I’m the king of the mountain, I’m the king of the mountain 🥳🥳😁😁😁.
I was taming a female and all of a sudden I noticed she was mate boosted, and she definitely wasn't before, then a male suddenly appeared and i got shoved by them while trying to tame the female. When I finally tamed the female the male started attacking her for some reason lol.