I tamed one these. Level 80, 7k health. I lit up the area when it was dark. He pushed me towards the river when I was thirsty. He let me collect berries peacefully. I ended up with 600 fibre…… when I tamed him after 3 days from 200 mejoberries (each berry went up 1.2%) he got the effective boost and got to level 119. 10k health. 700 stamina. Quick as a gally with a rocket strapped to its back. Low melee but I’m gonna level him up. 1.5K weight. Then I realised I’m level 17 and won’t be able to get a saddle for a while…… *takes out bow* TIME TO TAME A SARCO THEN

When taming, don't stand under tail. You will get pooped on.

I tried to tame this poor no dmg guy then it suddenly push me to a cliff and i died .. bewere of your surrounding Guys

THEY'RE SO BIG AND COOL YO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

They accept every type of kibble on mobile. Greedy dudes XD

This is a very big creature but can't able to damage creatures and structures

Ok so if you have one of these climb on it and stand on its tail it’s fun you’ll feel like your in some sort of swing

Nobody:

No one:

Not a single soul in the world:

Diplos when they see players: THIS, IS, SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ahh the diplo. Multi passenger sauropod and it can’t even destroy thatch. WHY.

TWO methods of taming!? Get me my crossbow and tranq arrows!!!

If Lazarbeam started playing Ark then this would be his favorite dinosaur. But he plays fortnite and fortnite only so that’s probably not going to happen.

Why do these guys always have to be by a cliff, man yeeted me to my death

They need to add a platform saddle to this thing.

Human: Aight time to make some armor

Diplo: I LIKE YA CUT G

Human: *died from fall damage*

Diplos mind:YEETUS DELETUS GO SELF DELETUS

It’s so true

He tried to talk to a T-Rex by yeeting it to the diplo’s face, it didn’t end well...

Oh my goodness this thing is so cute, after he snuggled me a couple miles away, he started snuggling my pt

The good thing about this dinosaur is that wen you play at the king of the mountain with T-Rex you always win until he accidentally yeeeeet you of the mountain and you fall on the T-Rex Lv50.

You:🤬🤬🤬🤬

T-Rex:😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳🤣

You:🥺

T-Rex:hoooooo Fresh meet

You:WTF NO NONO NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHI🤬🤬.

T-Rex:mmmmmm humain taste gooooood

Diplo:where is mi humain (look down the mountain and se T-Rex eating humain😨😱😱😱😱😱😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝)

Diplo: I’m the king of the mountain,I’m the king of the mountain,😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬I’m stuck up here,o well I’m the king of the mountain, I’m the king of the mountain 🥳🥳😁😁😁.

Funny thing is if your on a mountain you😵

Me on server: ooo, a diplodocus, lvl 11!

(Tames it, uses my only soothing balm)

My sister: what is this?

Me: a diplodocus.

Me: jumps off a cliff and drowns myself

My sister: why?

Me: yours is level 250. (Jumps off cliff again)