Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again

Go on, play “bouncy” with diplo, you’ll surely have a fun time!

Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!

Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!

Wanda: With the Friz?

All except Arnold: NO WAY!

Arnold: Awww!

Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)

Next thing that you know, You're seein'..

Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!

A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?

Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!

Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!

On The Magic Diplo!

Navigate a Swamp!

Climb on The Magic Diplo!

Spank an ammonite, too!

Wanda: Take that!

On Our Magic Diplo!

Raft a river of lava!

On The Magic Diplo!

Such a fine thing to do!

Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

So strap your bones right to the seat.

Come on in and don't be shy.

Just to make your day complete,

You might get baked into a vegetable cake!

On The Magic Diplo!

Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!

Come On!

RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!

Step 1: Build a school

Step 2: Tame one of these

Step 3: Name it School Bus

Step 4: Get your friends to be students

Friend: is that a bronto?

Me: no its a diplo

Friend: whats the difference

Me: it cant damage you

Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*

Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!

*snuggles human*

Dip: huh? Where’d it go?

Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!

Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! 😔

*sees another human*

Dip: ooooh another human!

Ima hug him!

Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!

the diplo moves along, then sees players and plays with them😂🏸

Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...

thanks to this guy, my level 86 save got cooked when I was getting chased by 2 gigas and luckily for the Diplo, it threw to a very friendly loving jaws of a giga. 3/10

The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back