Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
These guys are the best. Ish. They DONT ATTACK YOU and THEY DONT RUN AWAY and…
These guys are the best. Ish. They DONT ATTACK YOU and THEY DONT RUN AWAY and they GIVE PRIME MEAT so you can kill it with a dodo and get some n i c e j u i c y d e l i c i o u s PRIME MEAT FOR LIKE FREE YASSS
so take an argi or a carno or LITERALLY ANYTHING and kill it. Carnos are best for farming prime meat WITH DIPLOS GIVE YOU VERY EASILY
by the way
Diplos aint Brontos. Brontos are beautiful and majestic, Diplos are spiny rats. Dont get them mixed up.
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!