THEY'RE SO BIG AND COOL YO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

They accept every type of kibble on mobile. Greedy dudes XD

This is a very big creature but can't able to damage creatures and structures

Ok so if you have one of these climb on it and stand on its tail it’s fun you’ll feel like your in some sort of swing

Nobody:

No one:

Not a single soul in the world:

Diplos when they see players: THIS, IS, SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ahh the diplo. Multi passenger sauropod and it can’t even destroy thatch. WHY.

TWO methods of taming!? Get me my crossbow and tranq arrows!!!

If Lazarbeam started playing Ark then this would be his favorite dinosaur. But he plays fortnite and fortnite only so that’s probably not going to happen.

Why do these guys always have to be by a cliff, man yeeted me to my death

They need to add a platform saddle to this thing.

Human: Aight time to make some armor

Diplo: I LIKE YA CUT G

Human: *died from fall damage*

Diplos mind:YEETUS DELETUS GO SELF DELETUS

It’s so true

He tried to talk to a T-Rex by yeeting it to the diplo’s face, it didn’t end well...

Oh my goodness this thing is so cute, after he snuggled me a couple miles away, he started snuggling my pt

The good thing about this dinosaur is that wen you play at the king of the mountain with T-Rex you always win until he accidentally yeeeeet you of the mountain and you fall on the T-Rex Lv50.

You:🤬🤬🤬🤬

T-Rex:😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳🤣

You:🥺

T-Rex:hoooooo Fresh meet

You:WTF NO NONO NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHI🤬🤬.

T-Rex:mmmmmm humain taste gooooood

Diplo:where is mi humain (look down the mountain and se T-Rex eating humain😨😱😱😱😱😱😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝)

Diplo: I’m the king of the mountain,I’m the king of the mountain,😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬I’m stuck up here,o well I’m the king of the mountain, I’m the king of the mountain 🥳🥳😁😁😁.

Funny thing is if your on a mountain you😵

Me on server: ooo, a diplodocus, lvl 11!

(Tames it, uses my only soothing balm)

My sister: what is this?

Me: a diplodocus.

Me: jumps off a cliff and drowns myself

My sister: why?

Me: yours is level 250. (Jumps off cliff again)

I was trying to get past a therno and I lost mr dippy who I named Ali a I found him btw also I’m high level but I don’t have any rifle (primative) buletes

Me on the saddle: the legs on the bus go step step step, step step step, step step step, the legs on the bus go step step step all through the ARK

Everyone be gangsta till the diplo want diplo kibble to tame