Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
These guys are the best. Ish. They DONT ATTACK YOU and THEY DONT RUN AWAY and they GIVE PRIME MEAT so you can kill it with a dodo and get some n i c e j u i c y d e l i c i o u s PRIME MEAT FOR LIKE FREE YASSS
so take an argi or a carno or LITERALLY ANYTHING and kill it. Carnos are best for farming prime meat WITH DIPLOS GIVE YOU VERY EASILY
by the way
Diplos aint Brontos. Brontos are beautiful and majestic, Diplos are spiny rats. Dont get them mixed up.
I tamed one these. Level 80, 7k health. I lit up the area when it was dark. He pushed me towards the river when I was thirsty. He let me collect berries peacefully. I ended up with 600 fibre…… when I tamed him after 3 days from 200 mejoberries (each berry went up 1.2%) he got the effective boost and got to level 119. 10k health. 700 stamina. Quick as a gally with a rocket strapped to its back. Low melee but I’m gonna level him up. 1.5K weight. Then I realised I’m level 17 and won’t be able to get a saddle for a while…… *takes out bow* TIME TO TAME A SARCO THEN
The good thing about this dinosaur is that wen you play at the king of the mountain with T-Rex you always win until he accidentally yeeeeet you of the mountain and you fall on the T-Rex Lv50.
You:🤬🤬🤬🤬
T-Rex:😈😈😈🥳🥳🥳🤣
You:🥺
T-Rex:hoooooo Fresh meet
You:WTF NO NONO NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHI🤬🤬.
T-Rex:mmmmmm humain taste gooooood
Diplo:where is mi humain (look down the mountain and se T-Rex eating humain😨😱😱😱😱😱😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝)
Diplo: I’m the king of the mountain,I’m the king of the mountain,😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬I’m stuck up here,o well I’m the king of the mountain, I’m the king of the mountain 🥳🥳😁😁😁.