So I was on my own server and saw one of these. Didn’t know it’s tail was a WHIP. so I was like ‘oh a bronoto!’ They whipped me with their tail and I fell off a cliff. :)....................

Hey if u see or just get annoyed by one just tame some dilos and send them to attack it the dilos hit box is to small for the diplo to reach also(story) i saw some dilos take down a level 20 also i hate you diplo’s

Just a normal evening just takin some berries then BOOM I’m a freaking bird den it launches me all the way home while my turtle and dilo watch me.

It’s a DIPLODONCULUS!!!!!!

ARK rules, when you need to tame an animal it didnt apear

Ali-A intensifies

Me: looks at diplo

Diplo: ‘yeet’

Me: talk laterrrrrrrrrrrrrr

How to make a diplo anti flyer tank

1. Saddle it

2. Get friends

3. Give the assault rifles and snipers

4. Give the last two people rocket launchers

5. Ride into battle

6. Shoot down their fliers with this prehistoric panzer tank

7. Loot the base

8. Party

This can be annoying

IM JUST TRYING TO TAME A PARASAUR BUT THEN....THAT..COMES OVER AND FLINGS ME OUTTA THE WAY

Trying to build a house near that thing? You aren’t going to be building a house

Trying to fight a Dino near that thing? You get shoved outta the way

This is basically ARK’s version of Papyrus. You need o leave it at like 100 hp to make it run

Me: mum can we get a brontosaurus?

Mum: no we have a brontosaurus at home

Brontosaurus at home

So back when I was still kinda new to Ark, I built a wooden spike wall around a dino I had knocked out and made it kind of hard to get out of once I was inside the wall so it was a very tight space; with that established I had this stupid autismosaurus show up and start "pushing" me into the spike walls and killed me 🙄 it's funny looking back on it now but it made me so mad haha

Just (bleep) kill these things they give a (bleep) ton of raw prime meat and xp

Hey guys all he wants to do is shove it’s head inside u except it thinks that getting in is pushing u

Great for playing near a cliff.... you should try it. So fun!

You think they're harmless, and then you get nudged off a 50 foot cliff and die.

I was a lvl 24, taming a 19 with + 9 lvls, at 86%.....stupid sarco!

These guys are the best. Ish. They DONT ATTACK YOU and THEY DONT RUN AWAY and they GIVE PRIME MEAT so you can kill it with a dodo and get some n i c e j u i c y d e l i c i o u s PRIME MEAT FOR LIKE FREE YASSS

so take an argi or a carno or LITERALLY ANYTHING and kill it. Carnos are best for farming prime meat WITH DIPLOS GIVE YOU VERY EASILY

by the way

Diplos aint Brontos. Brontos are beautiful and majestic, Diplos are spiny rats. Dont get them mixed up.

I tamed one these. Level 80, 7k health. I lit up the area when it was dark. He pushed me towards the river when I was thirsty. He let me collect berries peacefully. I ended up with 600 fibre…… when I tamed him after 3 days from 200 mejoberries (each berry went up 1.2%) he got the effective boost and got to level 119. 10k health. 700 stamina. Quick as a gally with a rocket strapped to its back. Low melee but I’m gonna level him up. 1.5K weight. Then I realised I’m level 17 and won’t be able to get a saddle for a while…… *takes out bow* TIME TO TAME A SARCO THEN

When taming, don't stand under tail. You will get pooped on.