When u die to one em just play The Who will know shin gojira music on google or something

Ladies and gentlemen, I, doctor Henry Whu, present Jurassic World’s new Dino, the YEETASAURUS REX.

*everyone immediately is tested to the moon and dies*

Oh wow yeah yeah I just got a diploducus...2 years later... Yeah oh yeah yeah I just got a diplo saddle now imma slap this on you and yeah I can ride mAh diplo..... Kids get on da dip-oh I'm in single player I have no friends :C

So I was on my own server and saw one of these. Didn’t know it’s tail was a WHIP. so I was like ‘oh a bronoto!’ They whipped me with their tail and I fell off a cliff. :)....................

Hey if u see or just get annoyed by one just tame some dilos and send them to attack it the dilos hit box is to small for the diplo to reach also(story) i saw some dilos take down a level 20 also i hate you diplo’s

If it wants berries it sends you flying no joke

Tame diplo on pvp server get like 30 more friends to join then you go to a base and ₥₳₴Ɇ₵ɄⱤɆ 😃👁️👄👁️😂😇

Just a normal evening just takin some berries then BOOM I’m a freaking bird den it launches me all the way home while my turtle and dilo watch me.

It’s a DIPLODONCULUS!!!!!!

ARK rules, when you need to tame an animal it didnt apear

How to make a diplo anti flyer tank

1. Saddle it

2. Get friends

3. Give the assault rifles and snipers

4. Give the last two people rocket launchers

5. Ride into battle

6. Shoot down their fliers with this prehistoric panzer tank

7. Loot the base

8. Party

Ali-A intensifies

Me: looks at diplo

Diplo: ‘yeet’

Me: talk laterrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This can be annoying

IM JUST TRYING TO TAME A PARASAUR BUT THEN....THAT..COMES OVER AND FLINGS ME OUTTA THE WAY

Trying to build a house near that thing? You aren’t going to be building a house

Trying to fight a Dino near that thing? You get shoved outta the way

This is basically ARK’s version of Papyrus. You need o leave it at like 100 hp to make it run

Just (bleep) kill these things they give a (bleep) ton of raw prime meat and xp

Hey guys all he wants to do is shove it’s head inside u except it thinks that getting in is pushing u

Me: mum can we get a brontosaurus?

Mum: no we have a brontosaurus at home

Brontosaurus at home

So back when I was still kinda new to Ark, I built a wooden spike wall around a dino I had knocked out and made it kind of hard to get out of once I was inside the wall so it was a very tight space; with that established I had this stupid autismosaurus show up and start "pushing" me into the spike walls and killed me 🙄 it's funny looking back on it now but it made me so mad haha

Great for playing near a cliff.... you should try it. So fun!