ITS A DIPLODOCUS!!!!!

:ALLISAURUS

Diplo is the YouTube of ARK. Some people love it, some people hate dees buggers.

I’m a stegosaurus *stomp* (asdf movie)

I was so close to taming him but then I accidentally hit a brontosaurus and I left the rest of my tamed Dino’s so I died:(

Steal their egg, they’ll give you a boost for a long time, if they can keep up, and plus, free food or kibble from the egg

I like Dino’s and I like Bug Dino’s and small Dino’s

Me: Oh hey if it isn’t my ugly neighbor!

The ugly neighbor: * swings its tail at me sending me into the lake and then I get eaten by a Megadon*

Me: *finds the same one and flips it off*

The Dino: *KILLES THEM*

Me: oh (bleep) [ f u c k]

Tame a few of these, maybe like 10, set them to aggressive and bring them to your friend’s base and watch as they struggle, desperately trying to get rid of them as they keep pushing them and all their tames. Best prank ever

It did not do damage to me I just got knocked to a creature

I think you tried getting to the brontosaurus page

oops

Is you didn’t mean that, tame a bronto, its better at everything this oversized berry deleter can do

So I was being dumb on a abb sever and tamed a diplo and I was running from a basilisk and the diplo just knocks the basilisk and gets yeeted through a wall and bam no more basilisks

Dip getting along with bronto

Me a tiny human comes

Dip: GET OUT

Alli A: It's a dipolodocolus

Ark: adds dipolodocolus

Alli A: don't mess with the dipolodocolus

Ark: makes it so they don't do damage

Alli A: why you bully me

I fooling Someone with diplo i name it titan and act like i taming a real titanosaur when it come to my base it belike 😳😐

Me belike:🥳

*Screaming and getting pushed off of a cliff because the Diplo wants to “play”*

Is it ironic that lystro kibble needs prime meat and the easiest way of getting prime meat is by killing diplodocus.

We are going on a trip with our favourite rocke. Diplodocus

They are very useless but their fast and they are busses

Diplodocus is the strongest creature in ark

You don’t trust me?

This creature head and push EVERY creature (even a giga and I never saw it push a titan)

I hate it when people try to act funny, instead they are put on the cringe of the week