Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Me: looks at diplo
Diplo: โyeetโ
Me: talk laterrrrrrrrrrrrrr
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Donโt worry, they just want to play with you!
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
They shoud make a ark movie it would be great becouse the trailers are already great
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
People say that itโs best to passive tame itโฆ but I didnโtโฆโฆ because I didnโt know that u can passive tame
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereโd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! ๐
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Is nobody gonna make a diplodonkulus joke?
The Diplodocus is a dinosaur that most call โannoyingโ these curious animals have the intellect of a child and look for a playmate, unfortunately for some of these โDiplosโ they try to make friends with dangerous carnivores like the Tyrannosaurus Rex, yet when attacked, these naive animals think that whatever is trying to kill them, is playing with them. Some have tamed these animals to use as a โbus of sortsโ why? I have no idea.