It should be called a bully because all it does is push everyone around

I thought it looked lonely.

I thought I might comfort it.

Then when I walked closer…

I thought it was attacking me.

“WHATS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE!”

Then I find out it was cuddling me.

“Dude.”

Lol me and my friend caught one and named it,”off brand bronto”

Bro I saw one of these and it was coming after me and I was scared and I had just found a mountain with gold rocks that gave lots of metal and I had my animals with me it was it was obvious death then it tried to yeet me off the mountain it didint....... that was the saddest yeet ever I’ve seen baby’s flip bottles better than you

First time I encountered one it threw one of my dinos into the ocean where it was eaten by a megalodon. I killed it out of fear that it would do the same to my other dinos. Eventually another one showed up and I tamed it, I named her Kevin after my one annoying friend that she reminds me of. No I do not care that she is a girl with a boys name.

If you're playing on the island and your friend from abberation wants you to swing by, just let a level 150 of these guys push you.

Ok so it will headbutt you it takes a whole day to Tam so have mejoberrya prepared beforehand stay away from water if it goes in water you can't feed it. I was at 96.4 amd it headbutt me into jellyfish in water.

Lots of people ask for diplo play saddle but I have a better Idea diplo tek saddle imaging a flying school bus …. Oh wait astrocedus I forgot :(

Everyone who ever tamed these knows the feeling when you have been yeeted a thousand times without seeing a predator nearby—then your screen kindly informs you that YOU HAVE ENTERED A DANGEROUS AREA.

Then you turn around and see the alpha Carno or whatever it is.

You: …

Their a secret trap!. They run up to u ( when tamed) and u get stuck in their neck.

Look are thier ducking eyes thier human these things have human eyes I'm officially terrified

I like Dino’s and I like Bug Dino’s and small Dino’s

Me: Oh hey if it isn’t my ugly neighbor!

The ugly neighbor: * swings its tail at me sending me into the lake and then I get eaten by a Megadon*

Me: *finds the same one and flips it off*

The Dino: *KILLES THEM*

Me: oh (bleep) [ f u c k]

Big puppy=Nice puppy

Sincerely Tek_Reaper

This thing does damage. I was running around on one and heard a damage noise. And then turned around only to figure out that I just stomped a trilobite. That’s why he is giant car because he loves running over trilobites

ITS A DIPLODOCUS!!!!!

:ALLISAURUS

More like diploDUFUS. Any time I got into the woods stupid falls off a cliff smh

Diplo is the YouTube of ARK. Some people love it, some people hate dees buggers.

I’m a stegosaurus *stomp* (asdf movie)

I was so close to taming him but then I accidentally hit a brontosaurus and I left the rest of my tamed Dino’s so I died:(