Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Have your self a, dippy little Diplo, From now on your troubles will be out, of siiiiiiiite. Here we are, in to genesis, cause he yeeted us, from the island. Have yourself a dippy little Diplo, if the game allows. Hang I shining retard on the highest cliiiiiiiiffff, and have yourself a dippy little Diplo, toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
(Christmas with Diplos)
(music) *I went to school and i was really nervous, I couldn't attack, i couldn't attack... I asked, "hey teacher what's our lesson?" "Oh it's how not to cuddle with enemies and how to attack." "Oh dang that's excatly what i do." Every dino, waits ´till the day they battle, Scratch, bite, scratch, bite. I feel the way that every dino shouldn't, cuddle, play, cuddle, play. I am a diplo, yes a diplo, a diplo...*
Diplo parody on MadWorld. Please ^ if this was funny!
I made it my mission to kill everyone of these that I see after I got knocked off a cliff and killed. If that was all that happened though I wouldn't be hunting them down. It was the fact that I got back to my body in time to see my Otter being torn open by a raptor (I stupidly had it on passive). I blame this useless ass for it and will slay all I come across to honor my fallen scarf.