I was sitting taming 2 stego than this dude comes and almost kills me.

Diplo: Awww man I'm not as strong as my brother Bronto and I'm not as big as my brother titano. I can't even hit anyone. I'm completely passive just like the stupidest guys at my school, Dodo and Mochops.

Human: *See a bronto* ('-')

*See a titano* wow it's massive

*See diplo* HOLY SMOKES RUUUUUN

Diplo:🥲

Hello everybody and welcome aboard. Thanks for using diplo lines. Next station, swamp. Please remember to stay in your sit. The waitress will give you mejoberries, full water jars, cooked meat and fish meat, dodo eggs and beer. Thank you very much.

I am A diplo diplo diplo

And I’m dippy dippy dippy

And I’m creepy creepy creepy

cause my teethy teethy teethy

Otherwisey wisey wisey

I’d look so nicey nicey nicey

But I’m not pricey pricey pricey

Cause I’m useless useless useless…

That’s all I’ve got lol this was called “Diplo Dorkas”

BRO I HATE THIS DINOSAUR ITS SO ANNOYING

Have your self a, dippy little Diplo, From now on your troubles will be out, of siiiiiiiite. Here we are, in to genesis, cause he yeeted us, from the island. Have yourself a dippy little Diplo, if the game allows. Hang I shining retard on the highest cliiiiiiiiffff, and have yourself a dippy little Diplo, toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

(Christmas with Diplos)

Tried to knock out a wyvern with this forgot you can take damage in passenger seat and got attacked by argent and as soon as I got off the wyvern woke up

Bro I almost killed one cuz I thought it was a knockout tame

Is it just me or is this the most annoying Dino in the game apart from Dilos

Is this guy Lazarbeams Pet? cause Lazarbeam says YEET like this Dino YEETS EVERYTHING IT SEES

(music) *I went to school and i was really nervous, I couldn't attack, i couldn't attack... I asked, "hey teacher what's our lesson?" "Oh it's how not to cuddle with enemies and how to attack." "Oh dang that's excatly what i do." Every dino, waits ´till the day they battle, Scratch, bite, scratch, bite. I feel the way that every dino shouldn't, cuddle, play, cuddle, play. I am a diplo, yes a diplo, a diplo...*

Diplo parody on MadWorld. Please ^ if this was funny!

I love these guys ez to tame pack mules but your telling me these guys can yet creatures into space and do no damage to structures

Hippity yeetity, you get yeeted off a cliffity

Wait what this can't destroy walls or gates UMMMMMMMMMM

I leaened

Why is it number 8 for melee if it doesn’t do damage

Wow he a nudgy boi

Oh a very nudgy boi

Yes he nudgy

Very nudgy boi

-Does it bite?

-No but it can hurt you in other ways.

*Diplo launches you off a cliff*

thanks to this guy, my level 86 save got cooked when I was getting chased by 2 gigas and luckily for the Diplo, it threw to a very friendly loving jaws of a giga. 3/10

I saw the magic diplo song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol

This thing is kicking me like a soccer ball!I think I forgot to give him his daily treat.