Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I made it my mission to kill everyone of these that I see after I got knocked off a cliff and killed. If that was all that happened though I wouldn't be hunting them down. It was the fact that I got back to my body in time to see my Otter being torn open by a raptor (I stupidly had it on passive). I blame this useless ass for it and will slay all I come across to honor my fallen scarf.
Bro I saw one of these and it was coming after me and I was scared and I had just found a mountain with gold rocks that gave lots of metal and I had my animals with me it was it was obvious death then it tried to yeet me off the mountain it didint....... that was the saddest yeet ever I’ve seen baby’s flip bottles better than you
First time I encountered one it threw one of my dinos into the ocean where it was eaten by a megalodon. I killed it out of fear that it would do the same to my other dinos. Eventually another one showed up and I tamed it, I named her Kevin after my one annoying friend that she reminds me of. No I do not care that she is a girl with a boys name.