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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-22T23:08:26+00:00

These guys bullied my level 69 spino to death.”death to all monkeys”-frieza

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-22T17:06:16+00:00

Why is he looking like the monkey from lion king???

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-20T03:05:21+00:00

Monke hmm no monke

Monke is good

Monke is life

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-19T03:31:00+00:00

It,s my mom mom mom😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱💤

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-17T18:19:57+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-14T21:58:06+00:00

Banana ooh nah nah lol reeeee need more words

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-27T16:48:13+00:00

It feels like this thing needs a tek saddle

A tek saddle

For a monke

Up if agree

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2023-05-01T02:21:26+00:00

ME AND MY MONKE

MONKEY DOESNT WEAR ANY PANTS

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-12T16:51:15+00:00

Mesopithecus is baby gigantopithecus is kid megapithecus is teen and dinopithecus is dad

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-10T00:48:38+00:00

Thats no dinopithecus thats a f@$#ing baboon!!

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2024-03-08T22:26:50+00:00

Okay, okay, so a monke and a lion decided to have a child…

(Monkey is misspelled on purpose, CRITICS!)

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-31T23:39:31+00:00

Gigantopithicus: I am the strongest monkey tame

Dinopithicus: your not that guy

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2021-12-31T22:03:23+00:00

I have one of these and I named him monkey and then the next day I realize that I had a red butt

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-20T02:20:57+00:00

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score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-11T02:06:25+00:00

Why does this Remind me of Jhonny Bravo

A&O

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-29T17:41:24+00:00

Why wildcard why. ALL MONKEYS have the same last part of the name

Mega-pithacus, gigantio-pithacus, meso-pithacus, and now Dino-pithacus, seriously wildcard be more original than that

P.S it maybe that pithacus means monkey but I really don’t know.

Itspuppylover42

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2024-05-06T06:43:47+00:00

Beating a monkeys family and enslaving it..

Sound familiar

(whip cracks)*

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-19T15:46:38+00:00

Wy tiz monke suck

thicc booty.

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-15T05:04:08+00:00

SHUT UP ABOUT THE MONKE

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-12-04T03:07:31+00:00

Oh my god,look at her butt

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