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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dinopithecus? Funny dinopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-09T13:05:59+00:00

Great a monke that throws explosive poop

that can disable tek 🤦‍♂️

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-08T13:51:55+00:00

Monkey see monkey do monkey hate monkey poo

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-07T22:48:36+00:00

ILL SING YOU A SONG IM BANANA MAN

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-07T08:47:06+00:00

Wow Now is 5 types od monke

I like

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-03T11:25:32+00:00

YO WUSUP IM A DIE NO PITHUCUS IM A MOKNE

GONNA EAT YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

PRO RAPPER

GONNA TROUGH POOP AT YOUR TEK STRYDER

WHY WASNT I IN GODZILLA VS KONG IDK PROBABILITY CAUSE I AM TO COOL

IMMA MONKE BOI MONKE BOI MONKE BOI

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

EXE MEMES

MONKE WITH THE MINI GUN ( LOL i broke put of charecter )GONNA SHOOT YOUR LVL 245 INTO eggs!

RABIS

OOO AAAAH OOOO AHHH OOOO AHHHH OOOOOO AHHHHH OOO HAAHAAHAHA *you where killed by a lvl 180 die no pithicus (F*CK)

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

end of song hope you enjoyed! Like for a amar gra one!!

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-02T12:47:25+00:00

Its could hold 1 big gun like a sniper. Its could be called. Bambeen Like come on bam been funny am I right.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-02T09:19:20+00:00

Gun monkey 🔫🐒gun monkey 🔫🐒gun monkey 🔫🐒

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-01T11:40:00+00:00

If ark were Pokémon than the Mesopithicus would evolve into the dinopithicus which would evolve into the gigantopithicys

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-31T22:39:13+00:00

This guy should def be able to breath fire and fly XD

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-31T19:54:00+00:00

This thing ist going top be so cool! I can throw sh!t Like the Mesopithecus, nur you can Control it

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-31T07:46:04+00:00

It’s basically like a baboon but in ark. It’s come out yet but it will soon.

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-31T05:40:51+00:00

I love this thing with a passion

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-08T14:53:09+00:00

LMAO I JUST WENT YEEEEEEET 🤣 XD

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-05T00:52:54+00:00

Look at that big red behind he got some funk on that hiny

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-12T20:11:03+00:00

Dinopithecus MORE LIKE DINOPOOPECUS!!!!💩💩💩💩

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-08T14:29:16+00:00

U saved me why

mmmmm monke

OOH OOH AH AH AH AHHH

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-07T23:16:47+00:00

People having a ark monkey Collections:OOOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHJAHAHHAAPAPOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAOOAOAOAOOAOODOOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOGOGHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAASAAAAA

Monkey translator:YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-18T13:24:38+00:00

Ooh a monke BUUUUUT idk I'm just waisting your time

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-08T16:35:28+00:00

MONKE IS COMING 12/12/21 MONKE!

Sincerely Noobomatic

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-11-04T19:23:32+00:00

Now puba has a friend

Referred to lion king