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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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Dinopithecus
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So the archaeopteryx lord, jerboa king, Otter god, and defender of bulbdogs have starting warning people about if they mess with their tribe Now it’s my turn the Monke master to tell you if you ever true to kill the monke of any variety don’t be surprised to see poop catapults at ur front door

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Wildcard confirmed that the butt is a mutatable color region

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The first thing I saw was his ass…..😔

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Reject Humanity...

Return To Monke.

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To tame a baboon thing you will first have to murder its friends and family including its children. Then you beat some sense into it until it is at less than 85% health then shove food in its mouth against its will and it will somehow start to love you.

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Wait, MY SISTERS IN ARK!?!?!?!?!

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Mhmm, monke

Monke

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Ark when released: we’re going to make it a realistic survival game with prehistoric creatures to make it interesting

Ark 2021: this massive monkey throws poop that contains parasites that can disable god tier technology upon contact

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Dude I hope there neutral animals because I don’t want a huge MONKE raptor chasing me off spawn

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I think it should be early game and gain a buff when it’s with others also it should be able to climb trees and structures

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I wonder what it will eat 🤨 But most importantly will it eat us?

Sincerely Tek_Reaper

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