Monke... When this DLC is out, I am going to make a monkey army and this will be the leader. I'm gonna have a little monke on my shoulder, along with a bunch of bigger and smol monke following me on even bigger monke.
To tame a baboon thing you will first have to murder its friends and family including its children. Then you beat some sense into it until it is at less than 85% health then shove food in its mouth against its will and it will somehow start to love you.