Ark “first we stun everybody whenever that are hit by these” also ark “ now we have a giant crap throwing monkey that gets rid of god teir tek that we spent weeks farming up (accept for gen two)”
To tame a baboon thing you will first have to murder its friends and family including its children. Then you beat some sense into it until it is at less than 85% health then shove food in its mouth against its will and it will somehow start to love you.