I once saw a Rex and griffin get absolutely rekt by 3 or 4 of the things
Dimorphodon

Jokes and funny moments about the Dimorphodon from ARK players.
POV accidentally punched one:
First thing first imma, oh no I punched that poor guy
Wait there’s a thousand of them after me
Ooooooooh ooh a thousand after me
Ooooooh ooh second things second gonna hide right under my giga wait what they just instant killed my…
POV accidentally punched one:
First thing first imma, oh no I punched that poor guy
Wait there’s a thousand of them after me
Ooooooooh ooh a thousand after me
Ooooooh ooh second things second gonna hide right under my giga wait what they just instant killed my giga
Hoooooowwwwwww instant killed my giga hooooowwwww
I ran for my life
Ran straight to my how
But they ripped throught the thatch
And evaporated my dodo
But I’ll run and I’ll run and I’ll run
Knowing they’ll never catch me
Wait never mind I’m. DEAD.
Well what happened was that one of these came and wanted to play chase your tail with my level 29 spino (I named him hero) but apparently he just wanted to bite a chunk out of him and once my spino killed the dimorphodon, he was at around 1200 health out of 1900 health. Just…
Well what happened was that one of these came and wanted to play chase your tail with my level 29 spino (I named him hero) but apparently he just wanted to bite a chunk out of him and once my spino killed the dimorphodon, he was at around 1200 health out of 1900 health. Just goes to show that these things are little devil's.
Me and my friend keep on calling it dimo and whenever we see it we yell DIMO for a long amount of time. When we found out about the seeker we saw it and it was a dimo+squid so we called it SQUIMO
It dief from a poison spit man
I was fishing and at the green ob and a theri attacted me and my argy attacted the theri the theri was level 1 and my argy was level 60 my argy went in for an attack and it missit and hit a dimorphdon and 30 swarmed my argy and killed it😢
NEVER SHOOT ONE, I WASS SWARMED FOR JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
These tiny pteranodons are basically the danger tab😁
Eighthop signing off!
I’m be Tim when I was scorpion hunting I saw a albino T. rex and it suddenly vanished right in front of my eyes I walked to the corpse to find 25 of these things all surrounding the body.
dimorphodon: I’m strongest in the air heheheheeh no one can stop me we gang up on spinos haha
pteranodon: yo lil bro you playin kill spinos game?
dimorphodon: shutup man I killed guy 12 level
pteranodon: I’m superior I can be ridden I’m fast
dimorphodon: gangs up on…
dimorphodon: I’m strongest in the air heheheheeh no one can stop me we gang up on spinos haha
pteranodon: yo lil bro you playin kill spinos game?
dimorphodon: shutup man I killed guy 12 level
pteranodon: I’m superior I can be ridden I’m fast
dimorphodon: gangs up on pteranodon
The very first day I got ark I was a on my single player world and a i found a dimorphodon so I punched it and I didn’t know they attacked back in bigger groups and I was near a lot so that all swarmed me and it died in like .2 seconds🤣
I have two words for you when you go against this Dino: GOOD LUCK
Don't hit it if you do it will kill you I warned you
I shan't to tame that thing I'll shoot it with my slingshot ok I shot it OH CRAP eye man was killed by a lvl 34 dimorphodon
My female dimorphodon has a goatee
I had a dimorphadon naked Ditro and I thought “Maybe it I put it in wandering mode it can be like a falcon and I could whistle anywhere for it”. I put it on wandering mode, and guess what? I ran off to attack some dilos. My base wasn’t that safe at all. I whistled for my…
I had a dimorphadon naked Ditro and I thought “Maybe it I put it in wandering mode it can be like a falcon and I could whistle anywhere for it”. I put it on wandering mode, and guess what? I ran off to attack some dilos. My base wasn’t that safe at all. I whistled for my dimorph and in chat I saw “Ditro- Dimorphadon level 4 was killed by a level 12 raptor. R.I.P. Ditro
I was using mine to carry a lode of metal, as when its on you shoulder it doesn't count its weight, i accidentally dismounted it while i was on my trike and it shot into the air out of reach. Its still there iv tried building up to it but too high and as its encomeberd it…
I was using mine to carry a lode of metal, as when its on you shoulder it doesn't count its weight, i accidentally dismounted it while i was on my trike and it shot into the air out of reach. Its still there iv tried building up to it but too high and as its encomeberd it cant move now im just waiting for it to starve so i can get my metal. ( im in singleplayer and mobile version)
Tbh when I found this creature on the island after the lost island update I thought they where the new sinos but when up to it was a dimorph. I looked in Dododex
They were exclusive to the lost island😣. I was betrayed
One time I fought one and it got scared, I was using a crossbow, I’m built different
My enemy: hah I’ve got you now! *has a gun to my head*
Me: lemmi tell you when you lost. *whistles attack*
My swarm of these dudes: 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡
My enemy: damnit 🙄😬