What are some funny jokes or stories about the dimorphodon? Funny dimorphodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
People don’t realize you can tame 50 of these in level 150-200+ and you got yourself an boss killing machine.
Get like 30 ride on an argi and you have the US airforce
Homing missile of death. Attach c4 =homing missile
When you see a flock of these rip apart an alpha rex...yes, they're worth taking and breeding. And yes, they really can make for a makeshift sniper.
When you hit them with a fully imprinted carnotaurus with the secondary attack they literally get yeeted 😆 it's hilarious
I tamed a 140 and kept it on my shoulder, IT DOES 120 DAMAGE?!??? WTH!
It's a 10 piece chicken nugget meal that comes from the sky.
This things killed my level 56 Rex RIP T- Rekts
A white ones head looks like the adominus Rex from Jurassic park
covered with feathers
Am I right or wrong?
You decide by staring a dimorphodon in the face
I had a dimorphodon. One time I was gonna level up my dimorphodon’s stats. When I looked at the stats, I saw a space to put the saddle. Wtf? I got to kill my dimorphodon and tame a new one...
Set at tamed one to aggressive and on wander and well I had one and it killed everything. Nothing survived and it was level 13 😭😆
I knocked this guy without bola fed him cooked fish and no sorting balm WHERES MY TROPHY
Me:ahh so fresh Dimorphodon:1;000 behind me NOT SO FRESH NOW HUH!!
When u survive 1000 day on aberration
Eye man was killed by I'm a dimorphodon and I killed you because you survived to much
I was attacked by 5 of them while flying an Argent and they killed me and fought the Argent all the way up into the sky and I never saw them again
I saw a level 20 rex die to one these guys these things are dangerous for large dinos and guess what this thing was level 23 color pink and white
A man slaps dem all in the face and uses his fists to KO them
Tiny little flying fuckers can kill anything
Anyone seen "Alfred Hitchcock's: the Birds" ?
Spoiler alert!
Ah, the birb who can and will destroy all.
Also, NEVER STEAL THE EGGS ;-;
It will forever haunt my nightmares