King gidorah meme: things that eat quetzal kibble: fierce: mosa and giga goofy: dimetrodon

Me: can I have a spino?

Mom: no we already have a spino at home

Spino at home:

Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.

Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.

Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.

A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen

People: you suck

Dimetrodon: you underestimate my power!

People: don't try it

Dimetrodon: *screaming and toasting in the tek caves lava*

Me thinking its my size: Well this gonna be hard. Reality: awe they so tiny BUT THEY BITE

Once I was on my lightning wyvern and I was trying to kill a krab and a dimetrodon cam and killed it when the krab was super low

Once I was on my lightning wyvern and I was trying to kill a krab and a dimetrodon cam and killed it when the krab was super low