A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen
Me: can I have a spino?
Mom: no we already have a spino at home
Spino at home:
Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.
A dimetrodon is closer related to humans than dinosaurs, not really funny just a fact
Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.
Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.
People: you suck
Dimetrodon: you underestimate my power!
People: don't try it
Dimetrodon: *screaming and toasting in the tek caves lava*
When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos
A level 9999 takes 2 weeks to tame with cooked fish on official