A argy can pick up a para but not a tiny lizard with a fin... seems legit
One time I was riding my level 75 spino with about 15k health. Got in a fight with raptors and accidentally hit one. I killed the raptors kept running and got stam. This little thing took half my health in one bite. Why Fido they hit so hard.
A dimetrodon is closer related to humans than dinosaurs, not really funny just a fact
Me: can I have a spino?
Mom: no we already have a spino at home
Spino at home:
Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.
Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.
Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.
A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen
When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos
People: you suck
Dimetrodon: you underestimate my power!
People: don't try it
Dimetrodon: *screaming and toasting in the tek caves lava*