Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.

Me: can I have a spino?
Mom: no we already have a spino at home
Spino at home:

Me thinking its my size: Well this gonna be hard. Reality: awe they so tiny BUT THEY BITE

People: you suck
Dimetrodon: you underestimate my power!
People: don't try it
Dimetrodon: *screaming and toasting in the tek caves lava*

Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.

Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.

EGGS! That is all it does EGGS! He fricking hatches and then eats

When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos

A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen

Why did this used to take quetzal kibble?