Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
human:look itβs a tiny spino
dimetrodon:who you calling a tiny spino!? π‘π‘
human:I will hit you with my club until youβre unconscious and I will shove meat down your throat
dimetrodon:WAT!?
human:*hits the dimetrodon in the face with the club and shoves meat down itβs throat*
dimetrodon:yay Iβm your pet wats my name?
human:your name is pingu
dimetrodon:NOOT NOOT MUTHA TINY SPINOβS!!!
human:*talks to himself* he is utterly crazy
More Dimetrodon Funny Tips
Too bad you couldnβt mate this with a Baryonyx to make a spino.
Me: can I have a spino?
Mom: no we already have a spino at home
Spino at home:
Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.
Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.
A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen
Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.
To whoever said that if you tame a lvl 300 dimetro with cooked fish is a legend,
I did it.and i regret it.
A dimetrodon is closer related to humans than dinosaurs, not really funny just a fact
When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos
Dimetrodon Whatβs that? The one random thought in the back of my mind βitβs a low budget spinoβ