Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
human:look itβs a tiny spino
dimetrodon:who you calling a tiny spino!? π‘π‘
human:I will hit you with my club until youβre unconscious and I will shove meat down your throat
dimetrodon:WAT!?
human:*hits the dimetrodon in the face with the club and shoves meat down itβs throat*
dimetrodon:yay Iβm your pet wats my name?
human:your name is pingu
dimetrodon:NOOT NOOT MUTHA TINY SPINOβS!!!
human:*talks to himself* he is utterly crazy
More Dimetrodon Funny Tips
Too bad you couldnβt mate this with a Baryonyx to make a spino.
2 things why in the ark world does it take quetz kibble π«‘
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2 itβs literally a phiomia size spino π¦β΅οΈ
C a potable ac π
Why the f#$* does this take quetzal kibble.
Me: can I have a spino?
Mom: no we already have a spino at home
Spino at home:
Takes 12389 narcotics if you use cooked fish on a level three hundred. If you do this you are a legend.
A crazy caveman was experimenting in his breeding room. He bred a spino and moschops but it became an air conditioner so he released it into the wild and pretended it didn't happen
To whoever said that if you tame a lvl 300 dimetro with cooked fish is a legend,
I did it.and i regret it.
Torpor drops faster than me running up the stairs after I turn the light off.
A dimetrodon is closer related to humans than dinosaurs, not really funny just a fact
When I was 8 I thought they were baby spinos