You spawn on the beach, ready to play ark, and this little Bich comes and bites u in the ass and then you realize: your butt cheek is infected and there are no doctors to fix dillo butt

Pretty much like a Ugandan knux spits and kills everyone in there path

The venom spitting dinosaur.

Nedrysaurus.

A dilpasaur Dino I’d like to pet a-saur

This mofos brought my theris taming effectiveness to below 80% from 100…. It was level 130 one now I kill every silo I see

If you were a atom and you see a dilo the dilo will think your a king titan! Lel

Well I died from one... it's sad...

Asshole, bastard man, these guys started attacking a wild trike, then hit one of my dinos, then a chain reaction went off and everything was attacking each other, now all of my previous dinos are dead.

I have Dilo that can one hit a bronto. ✌️🤣😂😏😝😅😜

Tame dodos before you try to get a dilo

𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔞𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔡

Don’t get spat at kids

It’s unhealthy

When you accidentally hit a dilo when the you’re out dodo hunting

“Well sh*t.”

*starts game

*tames dilo

*Finishes game

*says Wow

When I sal one I was like awwwww then looks away look back a pc I’m dead there so smart I hate them😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤

These spastics keep spawn camping 😡😡

Me:OwO what dino are you?

Dilo:Your death TuT

*megalovania plays*

One of these f***ks spat on me when I was training something. (They well hunt you, they we’ll find you, they well spit on you.)

Day one: AW SHI.. *dies*

Day twenty eight: who does this little dipshit think he is

Put them in pickle juice Dillo Pickle!!!!!

When u r level 1 dilo be like what’s up boy and murder your face off when u are like level 50 u be like what’s up boy and murder their face off ark works like that.