
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I keep thinking it says dildo instead of dilo
You spawn on the beach, ready to play ark, and this little Bich comes and bites u in the ass and then you realize: your butt cheek is infected and there are no doctors to fix dillo butt
Pretty much like a Ugandan knux spits and kills everyone in there path
The venom spitting dinosaur.
Nedrysaurus.
A dilpasaur Dino Iโd like to pet a-saur
I have Dilo that can one hit a bronto. โ๏ธ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ ๐
When u r level 1 dilo be like whatโs up boy and murder your face off when u are like level 50 u be like whatโs up boy and murder their face off ark works like that.
Aw... what a cute little Dino!
Five Seconds Later
...
That was not
A cute little dino
If you were a atom and you see a dilo the dilo will think your a king titan! Lel
Well I died from one... it's sad...
Asshole, bastard man, these guys started attacking a wild trike, then hit one of my dinos, then a chain reaction went off and everything was attacking each other, now all of my previous dinos are dead.
Ahhhhhh is a Dilo f### you dilo
F### you doing it all the time
Me:Allright frillface imma tame u tomorrow
Dilo:uh no.
Me:why?
Dilo:CUS YOU'LL BE DEAD TOMORROW LOLOLOL!*spits poison*
Me:MAH EYES!REEEEE GET IT OFF!AHHHH!IT BURNSSSSSSS.
dilo:hehheh he'll not be botherin me no more.(this actually happened.no lie.)halp mi.and then the dilo proceeds to kill my fave tame the DODO.updoot.x-x
Tame dodos before you try to get a dilo
๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ถ ๐๐ฏ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐๐ข ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ ๐ข๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ก
Donโt get spat at kids
Itโs unhealthy
When you accidentally hit a dilo when the youโre out dodo hunting
โWell sh*t.โ
*starts game
*tames dilo
*Finishes game
*says Wow
When I sal one I was like awwwww then looks away look back a pc Iโm dead there so smart I hate them๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ค๐ค
These spastics keep spawn camping ๐ก๐ก