Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a couple of dilo’s but I call them poison raptors. I had four or five of them but a stupid raptor can up and killed them and me. My poison raptors where poison, Andrew, Noah, Noah 2.0, and girly girl. Those where my poison raptors. I need to tame more and more and get an army of them then I need to go to that stupid raptor and kill it UwU. I need a lot more of poison raptors. Just to kill a spino. Like a lot more than you think. Almost like Thousands of them? Maybe a turtle looking dinosaur and a couple trikes maybe a little bit of parasaur’s to help me qwq ima have a lot of pets
I was getting a drink at the beach and when I turned around there was a dilo so I attacked it with a torch then my hand and I tamed it and when I was fighting for some reason I called my dodos I have no idea why tho and some mins later I was thinking of a name for my dilo so I called it zom bc it looks like a zombie that’s where I stopped tho
oK so i tamed like 20 of These and they're my Best friends their leader is named Schmoopsie and i love him-
They can literally wreck everything when i set'em all on aggressive
So, yeah. Get yourself a pack of 20 or more dilos and you're basically invincible until they all inevitably die from an unfortunate accident, leaving you with no more friends or power