Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
I had a couple of dilo’s but I call them poison raptors. I had four or five of them but a stupid raptor can up and killed them and me. My poison raptors where poison, Andrew, Noah, Noah 2.0, and girly girl. Those where my poison raptors. I need to tame more and more and get an army of them then I need to go to that stupid raptor and kill it UwU. I need a lot more of poison raptors. Just to kill a spino. Like a lot more than you think. Almost like Thousands of them? Maybe a turtle looking dinosaur and a couple trikes maybe a little bit of parasaur’s to help me qwq ima have a lot of pets
More Dilophosaur Funny Tips
My sister thinks she’s so tough because she fought one of these and only lost three dodos, so I tell her I can wrestle five without thinking about mine! (Up if you have siblings like this!)
First playing ARK:
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
"OH SHIT A DILO RUN"
100 in game days later:
"Dafuq is this piece of shit trying to do"
*Rex murders it and it's family*
If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.
Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me
All da bobs/noobs: I spawned here, it MUST be the safest place!
Dilos: you have chosen death.
Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!
Raptors: you have chosen death
Noob: it’s cold here! At least no dinosaurs!
T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!
All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!
Dilos: you have chosen death.
Noobs: imma spawn here it MUST be safer!!!
Raptors: you have chosen death
Noob: it’s cold here! At least no dinosaurs!
T. rex: Welcome to ark where anything can happen!!!
All creatures: YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH!!!
The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)
Me: Man, I need exp!
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about
Dilos:RUUUUUUUUN
Five hours later...
Tribemate:What’s with all the dead dilos?
Me: I have no idea what you’re talking about
Diliphidore: I can wipe the floor with all of you. servrer: giga joined the chat giga: where did my cousin go
