Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day I was exploring I tried taming another dilo because in my base I had 6 dilo's then a raptor killed me i respawned and made my dilo's get ready to fight and I said "don't mess with the boys" and I charged at the raptor it got killed so fast that I didn't see it's body for even a second 😂😂🤣
Ok so like these guys are annoying af. I recommend that you kill any of these on sight, plus they give you meat and hide, a good amount as well. I had joined my first game of ARK, it had turned night then this mf jumped me and killed me. Like I was shocked at wtf just killed me
So guys I tell the tales of my dilos, so I was just minding my own business until I accidentally hit a carbonemys, and my dilo was on aggressive so it attacked it and the carbo killed my dilo and because and I was angry and foolishly attacked it instead of running away to try and avenge my dilo but it ended in failure, I tried many times but I kept failing. And now I have a soft spot for my dilos, and I vow to avenge my dilo by killing as much carbos as I can when I can, let’s start killing all carbonemys’s!
I’m new and I’ve died to and tamed way to many dilos but the best one I’ve gotten killed the first pteranodon I tamed I then tamed the dilo and named it biomass within like 5 minutes I decided I was going to try swimming I was killed by a piranha after trying to kill one of those turtles and when I was coming back I see a pop up : biomass level 12 killed by piranha. I then jumped off a cliff and started a new survivor
I was going offline for a week and made sure all my Dino’s were stacked up on food and I got back to find out there was three random dilos running around my base and then I went to my games to find that these things killed my giga made sure when I got another to destroy the population of dilos
I sat around in my first-time-playing-ark-days and started to tame a dilo.
He was named Kyle. I took him on a scenic tour of my thatch abode when he got hungry. This was my first time playing ark days so I did not know that he was set on target. He ran away from me and bit a turtle. That was a sad day..