I'm clad they didn't get it right because then they'll be as big as rapter

I figure everything out by myself on games and I’m smart about it.

New people that are older than me, that just watched tutorial: how do I move and get things?

Me: wow you are stupid… lol don’t care never will *walks away snickering* heh heh

Sarco: *chews on newbie and eats him

These guys are great tames for early game and great for sacrificing

Great when you have a butt load of them (3-6)… better not pull up on my block with the dilo raptor gang!

Noob: I got this ark the animated series skin for raptors, I wonder if it will fit on my dilo...

Dilo: No

Noob: Wahh I don't wanna tame a raptor

Imagine riding into battle with 100 dilos with health and melee boosted.

Imagine if it takes down the boss

When your looking for a raptor and all you get is 5 of these...

They now da way, they will spit on you like the uganda knuckles, the only problem is that they don't have a queen so they spit on you just for fun

One at lvl 8-10 killed my lvl 68 Quetzal

If I ever get blinded by a Dilo, I find it best to just stay put and search for the Dilo through the thick green screen. I’ve been able to find it through the blindness and kill it moments before the venoms wore off. If all goes well, or even just ok, the Dilo will only spit at you once before you kill it.

God these little shits can kill a new player and their dodo pets in an instant,how do I know that?Well I was that new player with that dodo pet.

Me as a new nooby player: I need to get some stuff raptor maby sees dilo perfect forgets the spit poison.

The dilo: well... hello there... let's get at boys

My screen: now where to respawn

Me: respawn right next to same pack of silos

Oops my heart went oh no oh no oh no no no no no.

Level 1000, + fully upgraded hp = giga slayer

Ah yes Dilos THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER

still cool doe

For some reason, everytime I go to the woods and come back a family of these decide to move in and Im forced to kill them.

My first kill was 4 dilos at the same time got me at 1hp🤣😂😂🤣😅🤣😂😅😅

I tamed all of the Dilos around where I set base, and now every time I try to find one there is none to be found and if I do see one I tame it….

I think I have a plan for the bosses.

*Player gets narcoberries*

*dilo spits*

Player: what the crap is this!!!!!!

Dilo: I spit some o my juicy juice stuff in yo eyeballs

I have about 25 dilos-

Needless to say, I have too many frickin dilos and dilo eGgS-

My flipping Dilophosaur got stuck in between two torches I HAD TO WAIT 2 WHOLE DAYS TO GET HIM OUT because I didn’t know how to destroy other players items -face palm-