Noobs are killed by dilos everyday... help them..

1 like = 1 noob saved 😩😐

If you're ever looking for one, just open your inventory on the beach. Guarunteed to find at least 4 behind you.

Stimberries are white

Narcoberries are black

If noobs are dumb

SPIT ATTACK

Story time, my first ever tame was a pteranodon, I named it plz don’t kill me, sadly I put it on passive and it was killed by a dilo, why was it the only Dino that got killed!!!! One like = 1 RIP for plz don’t kill me

The dilophosaur A.K.A the killer of new players upv0te if you found funny :)

I once had a dilo level 5 and i lost it when i was trying to tame a raptor (i died not the dilo) when i went back to the spot i saw my dilo standing on the dead body of a freaking level 56 raptor😂😀 iwas a bit scared of my dilo but then a stupid carno came and killed it

1 like = 1 rip 🪦 dilo

( he never had a name )

I’m fairly new to this game. I was taking a stroll down the beach, when I saw what looked like a cute baby raptor. I ran up to look at it....it wasn’t a cute baby raptor...

Me: *spawns*

Every dilo in a 6 mile radius: it’s hunting season Bois.

What ever happened to that guy Nedrey from Jurassic park???

Inventory: added nerdy glasses skin

This is the same Dino that killed that fat guy on Jurassic Park so unless you cant open a f*ucking car door then you'll be fine.