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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-04-26T09:23:58+00:00

I literally almost pissed my pants. how

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-04-21T15:17:40+00:00

Hello there,

This flappy desert think is crazy one day… but idk if someone riding it but trust me is CRAZYYY,

I was riding my ArgentAvis named “Chrono” and he’s at level 99 and for defend my pet is a Pelagornis named “Lea” and her level is at 126.

Lea that’ was always being first to try, she dive down like a hunter, so for not lose her I followed her…. And what I saw a Flappy Thing is fly crazy like a wing can’t stop pouching around, finely landed I saw in the chat

WHY DID YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIENDS?!?!

I say “sorry”

I fly away with Lea and Chrono.

I say “good bye suckers!!!!”

De end

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-15T05:52:35+00:00

It is flappy bird and is a great tame

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-04T18:36:46+00:00

Whoever said

Wow Nemo's teacher can fly?!

Ur a genius I pissed myself

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-20T13:59:30+00:00

Space whale, space dolphin, space manta.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-15T18:24:26+00:00

How to tame it easy tame like dodo go up hit twice then then put 1 berry in it then I tamed

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-21T11:54:35+00:00

They spawn in Extinction in the desert dome you have to find a cave then follow it to the tribute portal and spawn it in like any other boss.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-19T21:52:50+00:00

I know this is not funny but where in the desert do they live I’m gonna ask more things like this but where in the desert do they normally live?!?!?

Pls tell me if not f*ck you

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-08-08T09:06:34+00:00

Me: buy extincion Look at extincion Animals see it, tame snow owl give it saddle and tamę it XD

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-16T02:48:37+00:00

It’s a flying pancake. But it’s a speed pancake, he’s also a very feisty pancake.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-16T00:33:58+00:00

Manta: OKAY I’m done here because to many dangerous things.

: manta starts to fly away :

Me : what the heck is that up there..?

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-30T21:08:24+00:00

Is it me or does it have a camel tail...

Did a whale get raped by a camel then the baby by a manta!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-20T23:39:21+00:00

Desert titan: YEET *spawns lightning bolt but doesn't realize player is below last corruption hit* *it hits corruption* Desert titan: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me likey

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-17T02:05:19+00:00

You can’t take fliers to aberration but you can take this FLYING thing because BALANCE

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-06T21:52:50+00:00

WHO LET THIS GUY OFF 4546B FICKEN BOTTLEG REEFBACKS

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-05-20T16:35:58+00:00

Only in Ohio where the sea animals fly instead of swim 🧐☠️👍

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-20T15:25:21+00:00

Yeah stingray wait why is it in the air well who cares yeah stingray

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-04-08T03:51:15+00:00

Does he have a face?

Really though DOES HE EVEN HAVE A FACE

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-11T07:00:36+00:00

Tickle its long dangly things to tame

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2019-09-15T16:49:25+00:00

I don’t get why everyone is saying that it’s weird that the Desert Titan flies. The desert colossus in shadow of the colossus flies.