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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-23T06:38:40+00:00

Once used a 755% shotgun to kill it using around 600 rounds. Took a bit but was fun to have bragging rights.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-12-06T05:27:10+00:00

I can’t tell what I’m looking at

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2019-09-17T14:39:30+00:00

Oh a flying sea pancake.yey more things I can tame.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2019-09-10T12:11:01+00:00

The desert titan should be called the SEA titan get it?

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2019-06-17T12:39:01+00:00

Make yourself a city and grab all the titans and Meks cuz you about to have a good time

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2019-06-08T04:46:29+00:00

When a manta becomes friends with a pteranodon and is on steroids

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-23T21:01:29+00:00

I've seen people look at it in two ways: It looks so out of place! Like a fish out of water, literally.

And: Oh no, here comes the giant fish of doom.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2019-04-22T08:15:55+00:00

This is how Pokemon would be like now

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-04-14T13:52:14+00:00

Desert Titan + a whole bunch of argis = mother ship

🚀

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-04-08T03:47:32+00:00

I think they were making a manta and it became DA FLYING MANTA

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-27T23:41:18+00:00

Cut The Head off Cut the head off cut the head off

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-07-27T00:34:18+00:00

Me: Oh boy what a lovely day to play ark!

Also me: Oh boy a new map! Looks like fun! I will have a big adventure and stuff! Ooh!! A desert! Imma build a house here!

The random giant manta demon: Hi there!

Me: Hi!-

The monster: You look new! Would you like a tour?

*NOM* OF MY STOMACH? [Newboiheppi Lvl.1 Was eaten by a Desert Titan Lvl.9999999999999999999]

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-29T22:04:07+00:00

i never seen this guy here. but it will be better if they were in ark 2

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-07T03:17:09+00:00

FLY MY PRETTIES!!! FLY!!! FLY!!!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-04T19:04:53+00:00

Me flop flop

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-22T12:11:46+00:00

In all those ‘all titans vs all dinos’ videos this dude just flys up and literally does nothing at all.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-17T15:55:32+00:00

Something smells fishy in here

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-12T17:48:11+00:00

I have one word for you: weird

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-14T19:40:04+00:00

Why da heck does it live in the desert, it is a stinken stingray.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-06T21:18:13+00:00

Flippity floppity your server is my property