Real men tame with slingshot and a cloth shirt…

Because real men are overly stupid

How to tame a titan:

Step one: piss your pants

Step two: grab a mek

Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies

Step four: piss your pants some more

Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.

Step six: click tame kaiju

Boom you have a titan

Everyone! Calm down! It’s just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean

Be lookin like it’s from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert

If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.

Real men tame with slingshot

-Jon

There are 3 Titans

Godzilla on steiroids

Groot on steroids

And steroids on steroids

In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU

The Ocean titan is here wait what do you say... ohhhhhh it’s a desert titan but it looks like a manta let’s just say the ocean of ark dried up and this beast learned to fly I believe I can fly(Shoot er down)

Giant Flying Space Pancake