Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Oh boy what a lovely day to play ark!
Also me: Oh boy a new map! Looks like fun! I will have a big adventure and stuff! Ooh!! A desert! Imma build a house here!
The random giant manta demon: Hi there!
Me: Hi!-
The monster: You look new! Would you like a tour?
*NOM* OF MY STOMACH? [Newboiheppi Lvl.1 Was eaten by a Desert Titan Lvl.9999999999999999999]
More Desert Titan Funny Tips
Itβs the deepwing brooder from subnautica 2!!!
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
WHO GAVE THE FISH RED BULL!
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
And how does he stay up?
Perseverance.
Grit.
Determination.
And Red Bull.
β plastic bag
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
You know what I think? A sentient pancake drank Red Bull
β plastic bag
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon