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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Oh boy what a lovely day to play ark!
Also me: Oh boy a new map! Looks like fun! I will have a big adventure and stuff! Ooh!! A desert! Imma build a house here!
The random giant manta demon: Hi there!
Me: Hi!-
The monster: You look new! Would you like a tour?
*NOM* OF MY STOMACH? [Newboiheppi Lvl.1 Was eaten by a Desert Titan Lvl.9999999999999999999]
More Desert Titan Funny Tips
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
Your first fight with it and you don't know it's a flying creature and you bring all your land creatures and only bring one flying and it's a quetzle. You- sh*t
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon
If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
In America u eat pancake in Russia pancake eat YOUUUUU
Imagine spending 30 minutes and losing 5 creatures trying to tane this, and then your (I forget it was either some big flying creature or a giga) KILLS IT!
Ok, who gave a manta some crack?!