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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: THERE you are, Flap Flap!
Desert Titan: a huumon!
Me: how did you get here, Flap Flap? The ocean is that way?!
Desert Titan: Meh Learn to Fly
Me:good job, Flap Flap!
Desert Titan: Meh Name Is not flap flap!! >:(
Desert Titan: *new objective: kill huumon walk walk*
Me: shit
Me: *new objective: run for your life*
The Ark: hahaha
Me: Oh boy what a lovely day to play ark!
Also me: Oh boy a new map! Looks like fun! I will have a big adventure and stuff! Ooh!! A desert! Imma build a house here!
The random giant manta demon: Hi there!
Me: Hi!-
The monster: You look new! Would you like a tour?
*NOM* OF MY STOMACH? [Newboiheppi Lvl.1 Was eaten by a Desert Titan Lvl.9999999999999999999]