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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the desert titan? Funny desert titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: Oh boy what a lovely day to play ark!
Also me: Oh boy a new map! Looks like fun! I will have a big adventure and stuff! Ooh!! A desert! Imma build a house here!
The random giant manta demon: Hi there!
Me: Hi!-
The monster: You look new! Would you like a tour?
*NOM* OF MY STOMACH? [Newboiheppi Lvl.1 Was eaten by a Desert Titan Lvl.9999999999999999999]
Hello there,
This flappy desert think is crazy one day… but idk if someone riding it but trust me is CRAZYYY,
I was riding my ArgentAvis named “Chrono” and he’s at level 99 and for defend my pet is a Pelagornis named “Lea” and her level is at 126.
Lea that’ was always being first to try, she dive down like a hunter, so for not lose her I followed her…. And what I saw a Flappy Thing is fly crazy like a wing can’t stop pouching around, finely landed I saw in the chat
WHY DID YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIENDS?!?!
I say “sorry”
I fly away with Lea and Chrono.
I say “good bye suckers!!!!”
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