Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

As soon as this lad rolls up to the alpha tribes base they know they about to be the beta tribe
More Desert Titan Funny Tips
Itβs the deepwing brooder from subnautica 2!!!
Everyone! Calm down! Itβs just a Majestic Sea Pancake called Flap Flap, who left the ocean
WHO GAVE THE FISH RED BULL!
Be lookin like itβs from subnautica, yet it lives in a desert
How to tame a titan:
Step one: piss your pants
Step two: grab a mek
Step three: shoot the glowy thingnies
Step four: piss your pants some more
Step five: destroy all of the glowing orbs until it falls down.
Step six: click tame kaiju
Boom you have a titan
And how does he stay up?
Perseverance.
Grit.
Determination.
And Red Bull.
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If you see a red dot on your map with desert Titan under it, it means your server is about to be wiped.
You know what I think? A sentient pancake drank Red Bull
β plastic bag
There are 3 Titans
Godzilla on steiroids
Groot on steroids
And steroids on steroids
Real men tame with slingshot
-Jon