Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinosuchus? Funny deinosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
P 1:This is tickles.
P 2:I can’t see it…
P 1:It’s because he’s shy!
( splash splash)
P 2:This water is refreshing.
P 2: why is your pet so shy?
P 1: oh, he’s not shy, actually. Just…likes to be hidden
P 2: why the name tickles?
P 1: oh, he just likes to nibble at peoples feet. It..( cough) tickles…
P 2: your dog is funny.
P1: oh, he’s not a dog.
P 2: what does he eat?
P 1: you’re about to find out!
— plastic bag
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