Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinosuchus? Funny deinosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Someone: “I bet my Sarco could 1-shot this thing!”
Also that someone: “ Okay Where you at, bastard that killed my frog army?!?,”
That someone again while on said Sarco that could 1 shot : Oh there ya are, Me and Bob here says ONLY TAMED SWAMP PUPPIES ALLOWED IN THESE PARTS,
That someone and Bob the sarco whilst the Deinosuchus tears them apart: OH SHOOT-
Your Bob (Sarco) ( lvl 457 )! died to a Deinosuchus (lvl 105)!
Do not approach this thing on a Baryonyx unless you want the guitar solo of free bird to start. They have this amazing tail whip that will send you completely airborne and nine times out of ten will either kill you instantly or will leave you low enough to die to a dilo. RIP Cream