Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Someone: “I bet my Sarco could 1-shot this thing!”
Also that someone: “ Okay Where you at, bastard that killed my frog army?!?,”
That someone again while on said Sarco that could 1 shot : Oh there ya are, Me and Bob here says ONLY TAMED SWAMP PUPPIES ALLOWED IN THESE PARTS,
That someone and Bob the sarco whilst the Deinosuchus tears them apart: OH SHOOT-
Your Bob (Sarco) ( lvl 457 )! died to a Deinosuchus (lvl 105)!
More Deinosuchus Funny Tips
P 1:This is tickles.
P 2:I can’t see it…
P 1:It’s because he’s shy!
( splash splash)
P 2:This water is refreshing.
P 2: why is your pet so shy?
P 1: oh, he’s not shy, actually. Just…likes to be hidden
P 2: why the name tickles?
P 1: oh, he just likes to nibble at peoples feet. It..( cough) tickles…
P 2: your dog is funny.
P1: oh, he’s not a dog.
P 2: what does he eat?
P 1: you’re about to find out!
— plastic bag