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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
These guys are Valguero devils!!!
I was riding my trike that I had tamed and then, out of nowhere, a deinonychus attacked my trike and my trike did die.
I tried fighting the deinonychus but I died too. I WAS SO MAD!!! IN FACT, I BROKE MY KEYBOARD(I was playing on pc) CUZ I WAS MAD!
Gmsummon "Deinonychus_Character_BP_C" (insert dino level here)
SummonTamed Deinonychus_Character_BP_C
Admincheat gfi Egg_Deinonychus_Fertilized 1 1 0
Admincheat gfi Egg_deinonychus 1 1 0
Idk what other spawn codes are related to pls say in the funny section
OH the very long spawn codes SUCK just use those
Did you know that the Jurassic park raptors were based off deinonychus, and they later filled in the inaccuracy in Jurassic world 1 when Dr wu said "nothing I Jurassic world is natural, we always fill in the gaps in the DNA", then in Jurassic world dominion, it is stated blue has monitor lizard DNA which is why she reproduced without a male, BUT That's not TRUE BECAUSE MONITOR LIZARDS AREN'T ASEXUAL IT IS DESERT WHIPTAILS AND MOURNING GECKOS THAT ARE ALL FEMALE and erm, I feel very strongly about monitor lizards especially varanus salvadori
-Ira's Aquatics