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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2019-07-21T21:05:48+00:00

Eagle beware of raptor packs! If you pass lvl 111 you will survive

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2019-07-06T18:40:24+00:00

It’s a raptor and a micro raptor that bred with a rock drake Devs: perfection

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-18T17:56:13+00:00

When there’s a tip before they’re even released

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-11T23:12:57+00:00

Raptor to deinonychus

I do what you do except slower

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-03T11:31:30+00:00

Be speedy boi KILL THE PARENTS and take dem eggs I mean jeez

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-23T12:31:05+00:00

Lololokool9llolololololololol9o9ooo9olol

What

Furry

Raptor

Dodo raprir

Gooooo

Fine

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-20T06:56:30+00:00

Errrrrr yup its A dodo and a griffin and a raptor ...O A DODO REX LIKE THING IS DANGEROUS OwO

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-04T18:17:24+00:00

Its a giant micro raptor but with claws

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-21T16:12:18+00:00

These guys can aggro on you from a million miles away and their gnash attack stacks like 100 times. Just carefully C4 them

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-06T18:36:12+00:00

I have an idea for you if ur bored at home

Get a deinonycus egg (as low level as possible), hatch it. Only upgrade speed , stamina, attack damage. Alternate between them until level 100, then level it up to max level with just health. Ride it into battle with a rex. Run forward, quickly attack, and run back before it bites you. That my friends is how you rule ARK.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-20T07:47:53+00:00

You uploaded a poison wyvern from roganarok

You uploaded a deinonychus

You try to rid wyvern

You press plasma ball button

Your deinonychus dead from poison wyvern

You like aww shit

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-11T15:27:22+00:00

How is the egg always cold! Like I literally put it next to six campfires and it was still to cold. 😭

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-06T16:49:44+00:00

Wild card:This is a chicken head with duck feet and a woman’s face to.

Me: AW THATS RAD!

If you know what it’s from you get good luck forever

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-04T19:29:18+00:00

lets go hunt deinonychus! Your deinonychus lvl 210 (deinonychus) was killed by giga lvl 142😢😭🙄 you were killed by giga lvl 142 🥺 my deinonychus waaaaaah!!! 😫

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-18T22:54:03+00:00

I thought deinonychus were ko tames no you have steal there eggs that went wrong 🤣

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-04-16T03:48:43+00:00

Rest in pieces Juan the deinonychus, raptor got em while they were on passive.

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-14T16:29:12+00:00

You may be fast but I am faster when I kill your whole family in this f-22 raptor

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-25T23:04:40+00:00

Deinonychus are nice and will eat berrys

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-17T22:29:51+00:00

We need more SPEED we need more

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-08-04T18:26:26+00:00

So I had eight deinonychus Eggs and I only got boys