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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-18T20:23:56+00:00

Cool up this so people know. Blah blah blah blah they will latch on and bite like fricking hell

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-10T21:51:08+00:00

It is pretty easy to catch a deinonychus. Just tame an equus (only need to be level ten)and use its topor move.Let them eat the equus while you RUN FOR THE HILLS AND GRAB A EGG BEFORE THEY SEE YOU!

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-24T01:42:26+00:00

So if you won’t to get an egg be careful the kill🤕

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-23T21:27:39+00:00

Chicken, it's a giant chicken. Does that mean it's a fine dining delicacy

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2019-10-06T18:09:34+00:00

How to tame

1.pull tail

2.put cloth on

3.never go to the map again

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2019-09-15T00:56:59+00:00

Sooooooo YEAH if you do happen to find one of these dope-ass things you may be..... um..........a little skewed so while exploring and happen to see one run for your f***ing life and your Precious items

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2019-09-01T05:49:50+00:00

Let me tell you a little story. Well It all started when I was at chalk hills with my allosaurus I was heading home when I spotted a deino I thought thought there only 2 and I was like ha-ha no problem for me then 3 more came outta no where and literly I mean no where and killed my allo

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-11T19:57:55+00:00

Float like a rock drake, sting like a.. Rock drake-

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-08T00:23:11+00:00

Give it lots of money n it will love u

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2019-08-06T19:02:47+00:00

More lethal then a bullet at just a couple months old, mine is trained to be absolute killer in caves and transportation

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-31T22:01:02+00:00

Oh a new better raptor...

Wait its pretty trash at health...

Ay at least JP seances can be remade...

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-29T17:17:28+00:00

1 asshole not enough get a Deinonychus that will give you one on the house

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-29T16:07:28+00:00

One time I was died and didn’t know why. I think I know why now.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-28T17:41:19+00:00

Big angry mamas who hate being alone and guard their baby’s with their life

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2019-07-28T15:40:27+00:00

These guys are the aimbots of ark bc they can pin down players with unbeatable accuracy

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-28T15:38:12+00:00

Raptor 2.0 and drake1.5 because they are better than raptors but worse than drakes

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-27T13:14:06+00:00

The white cliffs is where to find the eggs.

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-27T04:53:28+00:00

Better than a raptor in every way

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-27T01:38:15+00:00

This will give you a second butthole if you’re not careful...

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-22T06:17:11+00:00

How to rule the Deinonychus.

1:Stand on top of ruins

2:Spot a Deinonychus

3:Jump on the Deinonychus

4:And say... “IVE GOT THE POWER!”

5:And then get ripped to shreds....

6:Try Again