DESE ANGRY BEASTS OF FLOOF

MAKE SURE YOU TAME A FLOOF

A SPIKE FLOOF

ONE THAT DOES HAPPINESS JUMPS

ONE THAT HUGS

AND ONE THAT DOESNT LIKE YOU

(this is an advertisement for Deinonychus)

*cuddles not included

All they want is hugs but nobody gives them hugs so they force hug everything

Deinonychus child: "Mommy!"

Me: "I'm not your-" *turns around*

Deinonychus mother: *hugs me to death*

Deinonychus child: "Stupid hooman."

These are small Yutyrannus except they’re (sorta) cute wait no it ate my bronto kill them all

Fluffy raptor

More words

I raised an army of Deinonychus I felt powerful, I was killing Rexes, Allos, & Brontos. Then one day I saw a Rock Elemental Level 30 sent in my army and lost every single one. Life tip: Don't send in your fluffy craptors after Rock guys

Raptor: you can’t defeat me Deinonychus: I’m you. (But with feathers)

For that one person, Paracer’s are giant hippos. You’re welcome. Ark has already added giant hippos and we just thought they were deformed giraffes or something

Once upon a time it was exclusive to my favorite map valguero and now it’s on fjurdor

So to get a egg you need to first speed run the game, then bring all your tek armored level 200+ trexs, after you bring them bring to the home of the nest you might loose some rexs but it’s ok because now you gather the egg and leave. You now have a deinonychus!

Just get an army of these guys and you be set for any raid

1.Find the egg 2. Gilly suits

3. Steal the egg 4.runnnnnnnn.

Don’t forget to have good health and very good movement speed

Compy:I am the best pack animal!

Raptor has joined the chat.

Compy has left the chat

Raptor:no silly I am

Allo joined the chat

Raptor left the chat

Allo:silly children’s talk

Yuty has joined the chat

Allo has left the chat

Yuty :AHAHAHAHAH IM THE BEST

dinonicus has joined the chat

Dinon:did you hit the crack again

Yuty:yes sorry my king

Are they here ? No. What about here !? NO!? Where are the eggs ? Well there are some but I see no nest ... Well mabey .. no !? Why can't I find them ?

Why is it that raptors and deinonychus aren’t the same creatures in ark?

You shouldn't have problem to find them at all...

I have 149% of velocity, and i can steal two eggs just running, and jumping XDXD, i play in official servers

These things killed my baby jerboa. I don't trust them...

Remember don't bring captors the deinonysuchus ex

How to take:

1. Get a wreaking ball . . .

2. Feed.