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What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-08-13T13:28:38+00:00

I don’t know why people think it’s in September it’s august 25 ya dingisis

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-21T15:20:20+00:00

Um um um SIR. Mobile sucks and is not made my wildcard btw. Nor pixark. Switch/console/pc is made by wildcard

Mobile and switch are worse off. At least us console get it in sept

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-20T14:06:31+00:00

To all people saying mobile is the worst, at least it’s free.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-07-19T01:53:43+00:00

Ok so I tamed one of these and I found more and we’ll I tamed more then Somebody raided me But They didn’t take the crystal wyverns share this for some funny stuff

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-18T19:51:43+00:00

My wyvern does not like me every time I get off to do stuff he takes off

Once hurricane ( my wyvern ) flew up too high so I could not get him down even with calling him so I had to tame a bird or something and make a saddle

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-17T21:43:29+00:00

I was playing on a normal server but when I went to level my wyverns the speed level was just there waiting to be pressed I leveled it off speed well 550 and 500 speed. When I went to fly them they were like bats that were cyan and pink it was so funny.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-02-14T13:52:27+00:00

I was trying to go for an egg with my Griffen reaper not knowing that the eggs were outside the lair. Unfortunately I got swarmed by 10 of these guys. 1 like= 1 rip for reaper

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-01-09T12:56:02+00:00

Pc players and console players have BETTER CONTROLS, EPIC DLC, WYVERNS, CRYSTAL WYVERNS mean while us mobile players get none of these.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-13T16:54:39+00:00

Hey look a bird from russia more words

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-28T12:52:25+00:00

#Shoutouts to dwagon.

Very helpful tip.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-20T05:11:41+00:00

I tamed wyvern, and it just flew away from me. I had to find it. Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-06T15:54:16+00:00

Don't fight over lava!My wyvern fell in and it killed us both.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-02T16:57:27+00:00

I am a crystal in the sky as blue as day hit me if you dare I hate trees

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2020-07-29T00:25:15+00:00

Ok ok ok muffins

Seasnake

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-10-14T15:01:34+00:00

When I was trying to tame it I some how got on its back and that Made it a lot easier

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-05T04:52:24+00:00

Can anyone else reset their fall by going into their inventory? Up if u can. I know that has nothing to do with dragons sry.

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-17T13:55:30+00:00

I find a 150. I get on the 150s back. I feed the 150 to 73%. It heads straight for the wyvern egg place. Me and my wyvern die while the 150 gets away and I never find it again. I go to bed 6 hours early and cry myself to sleep

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-06T01:28:34+00:00

Ah yes, a remvamp of the original wyvern, I’m not sure if I’m happy or confused why blood wyverns vomit blood at you.

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-01T19:51:01+00:00

Name a blood Dionysus because he is the god of wine, and blood looks like wine so hes spitting out wine lol

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-16T23:55:06+00:00

Trolls with this piece of junk: ching chong le base is gone