Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
I dont get it, these creatures are harder to tame than rexes and spinos... They wake up so fast!!! One time, I was lvl 96 on a solo world, I had everything I wanted, so i thought, wait a minute i only have 39 tames... I should get a compy and give him a goofy name so he can hang around my base... I found one, knocked it out with a couple punches, gave it prime... Gave it some narcotics... IT WOKE UP 3 SECONDS LATER!!! and along with that, 100 other compys show up...
Player17494722957 lvl 96 was killed by compy lvl 1
Compy 1: I see a player! The other million compies: yummy human
Alpha comply: he’s a noob this should be easy. Alpha Compy: compy1 go distract him. Compy 1: *coos* Noob: aw you’re so cute I am going to tame you. The million compies : hi 👋. Noob: OMG this is great I’m going to tame every single one of you! Alpha compy: GET’EM BOYS!
The million compies: cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie COOKIE!
~chapter one a compys life~
A little egg started to hatch the little creature inside hatched and looked around curiously “wow”said the baby compy it’s mother, berry told her that there name was era and that they were compys -one month later- the still small but active compy, era chased her mom, when her mom shoved her into a bush and told her to be quite a large creature she had learned that they were homo safeins other ways humans , the human hit her mom with an axe and she died the lil compy cryed once the human left she growled curses to the humans - 4 months later she was a full grown compy- she freed tamed cretures of the humans she hated and era was scooped up by her friend,Ava the argie (Ava:”her girl ^^ )(era:hey )out of nowere a wyvern took era away but era was a little magic but she hated showing it when the wyvern lifted her up to eat her she grew way biger than the wyvern (wyvern: *gasp**growl* stupid compy they fought and era won she shared the corpse with Ava when she shrunk (Ava:yumm)(era:ya Ig not the best taste)
I MAY MAKE MORE BUT IM ONLY 10 SOOO I MAY NOT ALSO I LOVE DINOS AND WARRIORCATS THX FOR READING <3 ❤️❤️