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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 25 · Answer 1 · 2018-06-29T08:11:00+00:00

Do not feed it french fries, because it will be the side dish.

score 18 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-09T07:59:10+00:00

Player: *having a nice peaceful walk*

Compys: oh hi bro mind if we walk with u for a bit

Later: You were killed by a Compy (lvl1)!

score 24 · Answer 3 · 2018-08-16T12:18:08+00:00

These things are basically the Ugandan knuckles of ark

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2023-09-03T02:28:27+00:00

I was in my custom map and I saw 1 and it was lvl 1394729 and it was a person that shapesifted in to a compy and I got killed by it and destroyed my base and I got so mad that I quited cuz I was 100000× pised off and thew my controller

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2024-12-08T14:12:14+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue, did you know I am stalking you.

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2024-04-12T16:31:53+00:00

Rate their metal gathering 5 pls

score 17 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-24T18:44:17+00:00

Listen, I always keep one around just as a pet. They are wonderful little friends. Iv got one named Kibble who I keep on follow and passive and he just joins me on my adventures.

Sometimes it’s just good to have a friend.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2026-03-02T04:51:57+00:00

Honest to god idiots, attacking my spino while it was chilling near water

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2023-11-10T00:48:26+00:00

The first time I ever played ARK compies ran up to me followed me around and I thought they were my friend till they started eating me now every time they are around I kill all of them.

score 10 · Answer 10 · 2022-11-13T19:32:47+00:00

Me: *exsists*

Every compy in a 99999999km radius: buenos diaz.

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2024-02-29T01:50:34+00:00

When u see it there 1 then 10 then 100 then they eat ur ankles

score 12 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-30T21:19:24+00:00

These guys are actually very useful! (Side note, this is all a joke.)

Much bigger than many say, it is as big as a allo and had weight reduction on wood, metal, and crystal. It also has a platform saddle that can be obtained from loot crates or grinding to lvl 69. You mostly passive tame him cooked fish meat, but by rare chance they would attack. Great battle animal as well, equivalent to a rex, with bleed attack and a lvl 50 tamed can deal 420 damage. He also has great speed and astounding stamina, found on the beaches.

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-20T12:49:30+00:00

Have you ever imagined how a baby Compy would be

score 14 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-29T19:19:27+00:00

Noob: Kills a comply

Dead compy: mate boosted

Noob: OH CRAP

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-24T09:59:32+00:00

these little fckers are both brave and stupid, out here attacking my level 202 theri and thinking they stand a chance💀

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2024-04-29T08:42:33+00:00

Mischievous little ankle biter who loves to just stand in front of you

score 16 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-03T17:53:48+00:00

These things are very strong they can kill your giga in maybe 24 hours or more I know so strong right?

score 8 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-01T23:23:18+00:00

They don’t fear nothing

They attack every tame

score 14 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-28T18:47:01+00:00

All the comps when they see the littlest bit of prime meat:MiNe MINE Minee MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2025-10-05T23:43:11+00:00

😭😭😭WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG THEY CAN EVEN KILL ME 😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭