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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was walking around with my army of dilos, and then a compy runs up to me, I look at it and then continue to go on my way, the compy follows me, I turn around and see like 15 behind me and think "oh sh--, they weren't there before". Soon enough, they start chomping on my feet and I have to call in my dilo army to help me, they killed my HIGHEST LEVEL DILO. Before they finally gone away, I had like a level 57 dilo that died by a COMPY. A COMPY.
Why hello there! Do you want a F*CKING USELESS TAME that needs loads of meat I CAN’T GET? If so, then the Compy is the Dino for you!
This little buddy loses torpor so quickly, you’re probably going to kill it before you shove some prime meat of mutton into its inventory. Yay!
Here’s a good idea: Shove 18 of these annoying jerks into your friend’s house. Before you know it... SURPRISE, B*TCH! They’re gonna chase...
And chase...
And keep chasing...
Until they go up to you. They begin to sniff, until they bite the living SH*T out of you
So... now do you want to get a Compy? So call this number-
1-234-567-8910 to get one.., before one of these ANNOYING A$$ B*TCHES f*cks you up now!
If you see a compy pray to the compy gods to spare you hope it didn’t put you on it and it’s friends list of things to murder and run like crazy before a second one shows up I am serious first time I played got killed by a pack of these devils before I could even build a house.