Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Why hello there! Do you want a F*CKING USELESS TAME that needs loads of meat I CAN’T GET? If so, then the Compy is the Dino for you!
This little buddy loses torpor so quickly, you’re probably going to kill it before you shove some prime meat of mutton into its inventory. Yay!
Here’s a good idea: Shove 18 of these annoying jerks into your friend’s house. Before you know it... SURPRISE, B*TCH! They’re gonna chase...
And chase...
And keep chasing...
Until they go up to you. They begin to sniff, until they bite the living SH*T out of you
So... now do you want to get a Compy? So call this number-
1-234-567-8910 to get one.., before one of these ANNOYING A$$ B*TCHES f*cks you up now!
More Compy Funny Tips
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha