Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I was walking around with my army of dilos, and then a compy runs up to me, I…

I was walking around with my army of dilos, and then a compy runs up to me, I look at it and then continue to go on my way, the compy follows me, I turn around and see like 15 behind me and think "oh sh--, they weren't there before". Soon enough, they start chomping on my feet and I have to call in my dilo army to help me, they killed my HIGHEST LEVEL DILO. Before they finally gone away, I had like a level 57 dilo that died by a COMPY. A COMPY.
More Compy Funny Tips
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha