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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
Compy: *shows up* look at me!
Pro: don’t look at him, or he’ll cry.
Noob: ok, cool, cool.
Compy: *climbs up rock and stares at noob* did yu not just se what happened back there?
Noob:
Pro: don’t, look at him.
Noob: im trying not to!
Compy: come in, just give me a look-see.
Noob: he’s gonna kill me,
Pro: he’s not gonna do anything.
Compy: ima kill you
*Noob silently freaking out*
Boy survived: I have an idea to make a raft
Girl survived: I’m going to make a raft!
Tribe: Good idea, are new leader! What a brilliant person!
Boy surviver: hey you copied me!
Girl surviver: No those are compys.
Boy surviver turns around:
Compy family: Let’s get him!
Compy family attacks boy surviver:
Boy surviver: AHHHHH!!! HELP!!
Compy family sees girl:
Compy 1: She fat
Compy 2: time to eat…
Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO AHHHHH