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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
Compy: *shows up* look at me!
Pro: don’t look at him, or he’ll cry.
Noob: ok, cool, cool.
Compy: *climbs up rock and stares at noob* did yu not just se what happened back there?
Noob:
Pro: don’t, look at him.
Noob: im trying not to!
Compy: come in, just give me a look-see.
Noob: he’s gonna kill me,
Pro: he’s not gonna do anything.
Compy: ima kill you
*Noob silently freaking out*
Boy survived: I have an idea to make a raft
Girl survived: I’m going to make a raft!
Tribe: Good idea, are new leader! What a brilliant person!
Boy surviver: hey you copied me!
Girl surviver: No those are compys.
Boy surviver turns around:
Compy family: Let’s get him!
Compy family attacks boy surviver:
Boy surviver: AHHHHH!!! HELP!!
Compy family sees girl:
Compy 1: She fat
Compy 2: time to eat…
Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO AHHHHH
So I was killed by these biches a few times when I say a few i mean 7 times I died by dam compies no I am not noob I know what Im doing so let me explain I was in the water with my dolphin I got off got stung by 5 Jellyfish I lived do I walk back to land with barely any health at all I turn around and I see rex so I run my as off after he ate a chunk out of it luckily I live, didn't I just tell you I was near the water so guess what guess who wanted to say hello a sarco we looked at each other dead in the eye I said yo what good he said u and tried to eat me so I ran my as of again after he at a chunk or too out of it so now I'm starving I grab some berries from bushes as I'm in my inventory eating these wonder ful berries I get hit by a compy my life is close to nun so I try to run the opposite way but oh shlt I'm trapped cuhs there ina gang of four then I died I said fuhh it and literally respawned on the opposite side of the island